Saturday, June 11, 2016

Boat Maintenance – nothing the liberal application of money cannot fix


What a  Crazy amount of Parts and Boat
Preparation at the beginning of the season
Those that know me know that I am the ultimate do-it-yourself person. I truly believe that there is not a single thing that I cannot fix. I have rebuilt my Mercedes, completely restored our sailboat Scarlet, replaced the ball-joints on our F250, rebuilt Rhett’s engine twice, as well as laid floor, built bathrooms, electrical systems … you name it I can do it.

That said, I do have a fairly low threshold for some types of work and I have developed a very low threshold of tolerance for equipment that is not reliable.

Glad I didn't need to lug this tonne of chain to the boat!
This year the two big things we replaced on the boat were the batteries (they were 4 years old and not charging fast anymore), and our anchor chain that had become very rusty and littered the deck with rust every time we retrieved it.

Nearly there, on the travelift at Cleopatra
The best thing about buying stuff at Cleopatra – let me assure that it is not the price, is that they deliver it to you at the boat. Each of Tara’s batteries weigh about 100#. The guys from Cleopatra showed up with a forklift that was tall enough to lift the batteries to the side of the boat. This saved us a huge amount of pain and suffering .. easily worth the 60-100Euros I could have saved by lugging the batteries from a store … across the street into the dinghy … into the dinghy … out of the dinghy onto the back of the boat … and then removing the old ones.

Here is a list of things that I will and will not do on the boat:


Will Do
Won’t Do
Anything on the engine
Polish the hull (takes 3 days with poor results) and is poisonous to breathe
Anything electrical
Paint the bottom (Poison)
Anything fiberglass
Fix anything to do with a Toilet – we just replace this stuff (Poison)
Varnish or woodwork
Fix anything with Gas (Ka-Boom). This is new

Canvas or Sails – (Poor results)



So Great when you're finally in the water

Ka-Boom … Why you never try to fix your own stove



The stove on Tara had a burner pack it in last year so I took it upon myself to fix it. I took the parts home to Vancouver and over the course of a year completely ignored them. I tried to get it all working again and put the stove in the boat and lit it up … yeah … both burners working fine … then boom … 


We missed the photo op so .. use your imagination

about a ½ cubic meter fireball came out of the stove. I calmly turned off the burners, yelled to Ross to turn off the gas at the bottle while I turned off the gas at the stove.

The next couple of minutes were filled with some acrid smoke as the insulation on the stove burned away … doop-dee-doo while I had to unscrew the pieces I had assembled to get to it. Suffice it to say that work was over.

We were stoveless for a couple of days until we got to Lefkas where I knew there were stove parts. I took the pieces in and he laughed … probably 400Euros to fix because the aluminum/stainless screws had seized, the diffuser was not flat, the gas pipes had leaks.


Our new safe stove
At that moment I made the command decision (after calling Marina for moral support) to buy a new stove, unceremoniously dropping the old one off at the dumpster. The only problem was that the new stove (exact stove as we had before) had a different propane connection … so we needed to wait for 2 days to have that shipped from Athens. Like I always say … sometimes it is best just to open up your wallet.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Then and Now


Sometimes it seems like nothing changes ... other times you look back and think man have things changed, some more than others. 

When you look at your kids every day you don’t see how much they grow and are maturing.

Jess has become a confident young woman. She was the co-em-cee at the Graduation Ceremony speaking in front of more than 1,000 people. On June 19th she actually graduates and she and some friends from Rock-Band are putting the old team together for one final number to perform at the Orpheum. 

Ross has finished year 2 of Queen's Engineering proud of the fact that his lowest mark is an A- and holds a GPA around 4.1. Smart and hard working ... tough combination to beat.
Ross Summer 2016

Jess turning 12 in 2010

Ross in 2010

Wait for it

Precursor of things to come?

Ross and Matt in 2015

Ross and Jess in 2015



Fearless 11 year old Jess
Jess performing at the Orpheum

Jess accepting her diploma

Ross and Matt flying to Greece Summer 2016 ... looking a bit like the PM Ross

Jess 2010

Jess and Marina 2010

 Marina 2010

Matt 2010

Jess and Marina Summer 2016
Marina doesn’t seem to change much. I am getting greyer and balder … except where I am getting more hairy – go figure.